Can't sleep...

"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux) 04/13/2015 at 04:57 • Filed to: None

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There is a some fucking asshole from out of state with a fucking Nissan Murano whose alarm has been going off every 5 minutes since 4PM yesterday. The cops say they cant do shit, the person who owns it isn't picking up the phone. Now I wish I hadn't called the fuzz because there would be a brick through their window by now and the battery would be disconnected.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > 505Turbeaux 04/13/2015 at 05:02

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I just texted you

Svend > 505Turbeaux 04/13/2015 at 05:12

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Can the police not do the owner for noise pollution or noise abatement, creating a disturbance, etc...? or even insisting the owner turn off the alarm and manually lock the vehicle so activating the immobiliser and perimetric alarm whilst leaving other alarm sensors deactivated?

Or what we do on my street is many of the householders stand on the street and beat the hell out of the front door till someone answers then make them feel incredibly crap about it that they just manually lock the car which ends with them apologising for the next week and then keeping their head down for a few weeks after because people are still looking at them funny.

505Turbeaux > Svend 04/13/2015 at 07:37

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Nah, too many doors to knock on in the city. I wish though. Cops be too lazy to give them a nuisance ticket. I left them a note though to park somewhere else.

Tax dollars at work...

jkm7680 > 505Turbeaux 04/13/2015 at 07:48

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Throw a spark plug through his window.

Nibby > 505Turbeaux 04/13/2015 at 08:04

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Set it on fire.

505Turbeaux > Nibby 04/13/2015 at 08:04

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soooooon

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 505Turbeaux 04/13/2015 at 09:14

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Probably late for it now, but there's always the insulated blankets and tie-down straps approach. Don't block the sound *out* for you, block the sound *in*.

Tohru > 505Turbeaux 04/13/2015 at 09:21

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Take the Schrader valves out of all four tires.

505Turbeaux > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/13/2015 at 09:22

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I should have thought of this earlier, but I was too aggro to consider anything except for violence

505Turbeaux > Tohru 04/13/2015 at 09:23

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ah but then it will be there longer!

Tohru > 505Turbeaux 04/13/2015 at 09:35

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If they're that oblivious, they'll drive off on the 4 flat tires.

505Turbeaux > Tohru 04/13/2015 at 09:41

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haha this is true, then it will have to get towed from somewhere else. Damn you sunlight! If it is still there tonight...

Tohru > 505Turbeaux 04/13/2015 at 09:47

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What you do today is set a brick on the windshield with a note taped to it that says "IF YOU DON'T TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING ALARM THE NEXT ONE WILL GO THROUGH YOUR WINDSHIELD"

Then tonight, when the alarm is going off, break window, disconnect battery, pop into neutral, push into traffic.

505Turbeaux > Tohru 04/13/2015 at 09:49

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FAIR WARNING MOTHERFUCKERS hahahahahaha